The year was a rough year for vaginas. Between constantly facing threats to limit access to reproductive and sexual health care to being bombarded with terrible advice regarding what to stick up there cucumbers, glitter, jade eggs , VapoRub, wasp nest and far too many others to living under a president who bragged about grabbing them, people with vaginas have had a lot to think about. Aside from succumbing to the barrage of vaginal quackery out there ahem, Goop , we now know a bit more about some of the other missteps in that area — specifically, objects people got stuck in their vaginas that landed them in the emergency room. Consumer Product Safety Commission. A woman was masturbating using the handle of a hairbrush, which broke off and was lodged inside her, prompting a hospital visit. While at home eating a lollipop, the stick broke off; so one women put the stick inside her vagina.
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AS Britain enjoys a final sweltering weekend before summer fades away, people are desperately looking for ways to cool down. Most of us resort to sitting in front of a fan, seeking refuge in air-conditioned buildings or having a cold shower. But one woman was so hot that she thought sticking an ice lolly in her vagina might be a good way to cool off, according to the Metro. Unsurprisingly, it turns out it's a terrible idea and has prompted experts to warn women not to put the frozen treats anywhere near their genitals. Not only is it unlikely to help you feel any cooler, it could actually cause infections, irritation and potential trauma down below.
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When it comes to the wondrous, complicated, and thoroughly mesmerizing vagina, the most important thing to know is this: A healthy vagina is a happy vagina. Vaginas are a bit finicky and kind of bitchy. A lot of things make them mad. Plus, their climate is like a tropical rainforest. So they sometimes require attention and care to stay in tip-top shape.
Remember the woman who forgot she had a sex toy in her vagina for 10 years? As it turns out, these too-ridiculous-to-be-true incidents actually happen a lot more frequently than you might think. You'll never think of orifices the same way again. The thing is, as these foods thaw, little pieces of them break off and get stuck in the women's vaginas.